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Brady enters Anna Nicole baby daddy drama

BOSTON, MA — With news of his impending fatherhood breaking earlier this week, Tom Brady has been thrown into the debate over who fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s infant child. While nobody seems sure whether Brady and Smith ever met, it is widely believed that - supposing they did meet and then of course sleep together - Brady’s seed is far more powerful than that of Prince Frederic von Anhalt (husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor), Howard K. Stern or any of the other men who allegedly had the opportunity to father a Smith child. Brady refuses to comment until a paternity test is conducted, but Von Anhalt (who was born Robert Lichtenberg, essentially purchased his title and has no rightful claim to any country’s crown) refuses to accept that Brady might be the father, saying “Anna told me repeatedly that she hated the Patriots and their smug facial expressions; Peyton Manning I would believe, but Tom Brady? Not a chance. I’m the one who knocked her up, God damn it!” [Ed. Note: In ‘Prince’ Frederic’s defense, it would be somewhat silly for Brady to have stuck it to Anna Nicole when he was already porking the far-more-attractive Bridget Moynahan. Also, who wouldn’t buy a royal title, given the chance?

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Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, fatherhood, Howard K. Stern, Peyton Manning, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Robert Lichtenberg, Tom Brady, Zsa Zsa Gabor

Posted on February 23rd, 2007

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