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Lohan has new boy toy

LONDON, ENGLAND — BBC News has confirmed reports from SCNN sources that troubled young starlet Lindsay Lohan has been spotted canoodling with one of Britain’s top bachelors. The lucky dog is none other than handsome and debonair Monty, a Royal Corgi to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. “Lindsay loves that he doesn’t know anything about her difficult past,” says one insider from the Lohan camp. “They’re so cute – with their blonde locks you can hardly tell where one ends and the other begins!” But it’s not all sunshine and roses – some of Lohan’s friends are reportedly concerned about the age difference. Sir Monty is sixty by standard measures. And yet, others have said that perhaps the stabling influence of an older male could be just the thing to help straighten Lindsay out, and Monty is said to be well past his partying phase. According to reports from within the British monarchy, he now prefers a relaxing evening curled up in front of the fire to a night on the town. Lohan backers and other celebrity news followers are also relieved to know that, since Monty’s testicles were removed in his youth, there is no danger of an ill-conceived celebrity baby being produced by this fledgling relationship.

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Labels: British monarchy, celebrity relationships, Lindsay Lohan, Monty the Royal Corgi, Queen Elizabeth II

Posted on February 17th, 2008

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