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David Cook proposes duel to the death to resolve Idol

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what would be one of the biggest duels in American history, David Cook has proposed a three-round fight to the death to determine the winner of this year’s American Idol competition.

“I just figured, America needs to have a clear-cut winner this Idol season,” Cook said. “With everything going on in the world right now, I just feel that some clarity would be huge. So that’s why I am proposing to kill David Archuleta.”

The duel, as proposed by Cook, would contain three rounds. in the first round, contestants would sing to each other in an attempt to weaken or destroy their opponent with the power of their voices. The second round will be a swordfight, and the third round, if necessary, would be a gunfight.

“Don’t you think this would be a better way to determine the Idol wiiner?” David Cook asked SCNN. “Instead of letting it be decided by millions of 12-year-old girls, it’s just like, ‘Bang! You’re dead! I’m the American Idol.’ Much more dramatic, no?”

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Labels: , American Idol, David Archuleta, David Cook, Fox, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Syesha Mercado

Posted on May 15th, 2008

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They Promised The Moon, The Stars, And Heaven Above. And just like Charlie Brown I got a rock.

As a songwriter who’s parents were songwriters, like them I write because I love it. It’s never been about the money. But when the NUMBER ONE SHOW ON TELEVISION says they’re looking for some amateur to write the Next Great American Idol Finale Song. Wow! The first thing that crossed my mind was…..MILLIONS! Millions of people. Millions of cd’s. Millions of dollars. Millions. I’m betting I’m not the only one…….of Millions.

It’s Time For Some Answers!
This is the second year in a row that American Idol has had a songwriting contest. Since the contest ended last year I’ve researched the contestants from last year and this year….FYI there were over 25,000 entries last year at $10.00 for each song. 20 songs were then chosen out of the 25,000 for an online vote. The winner’s song is then performed on the American Idol Finale. The problem I have is that one of THIS years Top 20 Songwriting Finalist is a Co-writer of LAST years Top 20 Songwriting Winner. Somebody from American Idol has some explaining to do.

If you want proof of fraud.
americanidolexposed.weebly.com

Comment by Simon Says on May 15, 2008
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When Simon said “If you give me a choice, one hundred timed out of one hundred I will choose the strapping Missouri boy over the possibly homosexual, definite virgin 105-pound Mormon. No brainer.”
i was very angry. That pure discrimination against David Archuleta’s religion, weight, virginity, and Orientation. What does virginity and religion have to do with a “duel to the death” anyway. I’ve never seen so much discrimination in one sentence in my life Simon Cowell! Suck on that Simon!

Comment by Vicky on May 23, 2008