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CANNES, FRANCE - After a kiss from George Clooney only fetched $300,000 at a charity auction, the Ocean’s 13 star has decided to auction off his virginity.
“I have dedicated my life to raising awareness and money for important causes,” he said in a statement released this morning. “For this reason I have decided to donate my virginity to the Silicone for Strippers Foundation, a charity dedicated to making sure every stripper in the third world can have the breast implants they always wanted.”
Clooney, who has raised money for AIDS research, Darfur, and global warming prevention, forewent giving aid to the recent natural disasters in China and Myanmar in lieu of what he deemed a critical problem - “strippers in need.”
“These women are desperate,” he said, “working hard for their
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Labels: AIDS, Al Gore, AMfar, Breast Implants, Chanel, China, Darfur, Earthquake, George Clooney, Global Warming, Madonna, Myanmar, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, Ocean's 13, Sharon Stone, Strippers, Tsunami, Virginity
Posted on May 29th, 2008
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