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LOS ANGELES, CA - Heidi Montag, girlfriend to Spencer Pratt, arch nemesis to Lauren Conrad, and star of the hit MTV show “The Hills,” was crushed to death by her own ego while shopping on Robertson Blvd. late yesterday afternoon.
“It was gnarly,” said L. Wood, a paparazzo who was taking Montag’s photo at the time. “Suddenly the weight of her ego just became too much for her and SPLAT! She was a small girl, like a size zero.”
Death by Ego is increasing at an alarming rate, says Dr. Jim Evers, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. “Actresses are getting smaller while feeling more important,” he explains. “At this rate, we may be completely out of famous skinny women by Halloween.”
Montag appeared in several seasons of “The Hills,” shooting to stardom when she endorsed John McCain for the 2008 presidential election. Her breast implants, the only things to survive impact, will be placed on display at MTV’s Times Square studios in New York City.
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Labels: Breast Implants, Death, Ego, Heidi Montag, John McCain, Justin Bobby, Lauren Conrad, MTV, Spencer Pratt, The Hills
Posted on May 8th, 2008
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