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Hollywood Pregnancies Attributed to Popular Diet Regimen

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Following a major celebrity pregnancy trend, scientists have discovered conclusive evidence that the Master Cleanse diet counteracts the effectiveness of the birth control pill.

The Master Cleanse, also known as the Def Jam Diet, is a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, water, and cayenne pepper that dieters can use for up to three weeks in lieu of regular food or water. “This diet detoxifies and allows you to drop a tremendous amount of weight,” says Lucy Stenson, nutritionist to the stars. “Around the office we like to call it ‘Big-Time Colon Blow.’”

It is this detoxifying and cleansing effect that doctors now surmise is the cause of more and more celebrities becoming pregnant. Said one OB-GYN who declined to give his name, “when you are on a diet that violently empties you, as the Master Cleanse does, the hormones in birth control are literally washed away along with everything else. There is no time for anything to absorb into your system because it’s, pardon the expression, literally in one end and out the other.”