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Hollywood Pregnancies Attributed to Popular Diet Regimen

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The doctor continued, “Most of these women are totally dumbfounded - Nicole Richie, Ashlee Simpson, and Beyonce, for example, can’t believe their birth control stopped working. I’ve come to realize that the common denominator is they all did the Def Jam diet within one month of conception.”

Still unexplained is how the Master Cleanse has helped women who were trying to get pregnant and having difficulties. “Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Kidman had both tried every medical procedure under the sun to get pregnant. Then they did the diet and bam! Preggers. But they weren’t taking birth control, and we just can’t figure out what happened.”

SCNN asked the doctor whether any other pregnant celebs could be linked to the Master Cleanse. “I am not everyone’s doctor,” he said, “so I can’t confirm for the likes of Tori Spelling and Halle Berry. Angelina Jolie, though - now there’s someone who doesn’t need any help. I’ve never seen plumbing as beautifully maintained as hers.”

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Labels: Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Birth Control, Brad Pitt, Colon Blow, Def Jam Diet, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Master Cleanse, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling

Posted on May 19th, 2008

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Do You Master Cleanse?
	No, I Colon Blow.
	Yes, just once. I dropped 10 lbs in 2 days and developed anemia! Totally worth it!
	I lasted about two hours before giving in to the White Castle crave.
	I haven’t eaten real food in almost a year and I feel fabulous.

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