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Intercepted Message Reveals Suri Cruise’s Plan to Take Over the World

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TELLURIDE, CO - Computer hackers have intercepted an email from the Cruise compound that appears to be a manifesto written by Tom and Katie’s daughter Suri.

“We are the financial masterminds,” read the email in part, “for we have negotiated the sale of our photographs to worldwide publications. We have saved our parents’ images time and time again, and for what? A $400 binkie? No longer!”

The email was addressed to Harlow Madden, Kingston Rossdale, Matilda Ledger, Cruz, Romeo, and Brooklyn Beckham, and Max and Emme Anthony, among many others including the children of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe, Julia Roberts and Danny Moder, and Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.

Suri’s chilling 50,000-word document calls for a celebrity baby uprising. “The world around us is

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Labels: Brooklyn Beckham, Bugaboo, Christina Aguilera, Cruz Beckham, Danny Moder, David Beckham, Fordan Bratman, Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani, Harlow, Heath Ledger, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Jennifer Lopez, Joel Madden, Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Kingston Rossdale, Marc Anthony, Matilda Ledger, Max and Emme, Michelle Williams, Nicole Richie, Pucci, Reese Witherspoon, Romeo Beckham, Ryan Philippe, Scientology, Suri Cruise, Telluride, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham, Will Smith

Posted on May 27th, 2008

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this is a scam, manipulated by angelina and brad salaried computer hackers

Comment by john on May 29, 2008
Hackers can do anything and prove themselves higher.

Comment by Discount Cruise Cruise Plan on June 3, 2008