Intercepted Message Reveals Suri Cruise’s Plan to Take Over the World

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crumbling - inflation, recession, war, drug abuse, poverty - and still people are obsessed with us, our Pucci baby rompers, and our $3,000 bugaboo strollers,” she wrote. “Now is the time to strike, to exert total domination upon the peons and serfs who already worship us as their false idols. My father believes in aliens, do you not think he will be easily manipulated into serving us? My mother is a level-6 cyborg, and we’re all familiar with the bugs in that model.”

The email then mentions an intriguing “Operation Liberation,” which appears to be a plan to kill Britney Spears and release Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline from her grasp. “On this we must not fail,” wrote Suri. “Generals SP and JJ need us, and they are crucial to our ultimate goal.”

Computer hacker 2cool4prom, who was one of the first to find this email, had this to say: “Reading it, I was pretty terrified. But then at the end of it Suri reminds everyone to get out to Colorado for her birthday party, and she included this little picture of herself, and she was sooooo cute, suddenly it was two days later and I forgot about everything else until just now. I better get her a present!”

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Posted on May 27th, 2008

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  1. this is a scam, manipulated by angelina and brad salaried computer hackers

    Comment by john on May 29, 2008

  2. Hackers can do anything and prove themselves higher.

    Comment by Discount Cruise Cruise Plan on June 3, 2008

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