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Jessica Alba Marries Some Dude
LOS ANGELES, CA - Jessica Alba is reportedly deliriously happy following her recent marriage to some dude, which took place a few weeks ago.
“Jessica is over the moon,” said a source who is extremely close to the actress. “That dude seems like he’s really making her happy. She is such a good person and is just so lucky to have found what’s-his-name.”
Alba and that guy were married recently in a private ceremony, and are expecting their first child pretty soon.
The world-renowned actress is not afraid of overshadowing that dude she married, you know, the kind-of frumpy douchebag, you know the one I mean, from that one movie about the comic book guys? Yeah, that dude. Alba’s friends say everything is going to be fine.
“He’s a great man, and he’s going to be a great father,” said Alba’s source. “So what if nobody can remember his name and everyone thinks he’s a douche? Jessica’s a total bitch, so like I said, over the moon.”
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Labels: Angelina Jolie, Cash Warren, Gwen Stefani, Jack Nicholson, Jessica Alba, Marriage, Pregnancy, Some Dude
Posted on May 24th, 2008
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