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Jessica Simpson To Try Out for Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
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nothing else. And the handwriting was like chicken scratch. But we called and sure enough, Jessica answered the phone and wanted to know when the first rehearsal was. We told her she needed to come to the dance audition, and she pouted for a bit but then said OK. We’re all really excited to have her come down and show us what she’s got.”
Added another DCC insider, “We like to help fellow Texans so we’re willing to do Jessica the favor of auditioning for the squad. It’s not like we need her to boost our image or anything. Dallas Cheerleaders have a 80% chance of marrying rich, so we do just fine on our own, thank you.”
Asked whether this was just a cheap ploy to get Jessica back with ex-beau and Dallas Cowboys player Tony Romo, Papa Joe Simpson said: “that’s silly. If we were just trying to get them back together we’d have Jessica try out for the football team, which we’re only going to do if she doesn’t make the Cheerleaders.”
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Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Chicken of the Sea, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Ken Paves, Nick Lachey, Papa Joe Simpson, Pete Wentz, Proactiv, Tony Romo
Posted on May 28th, 2008
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