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John Mayer Thought Jen was Ali Lohan

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MIAMI, FL - Reports are surfacing that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits over a case of mistaken identity. “He thought he was dating Ali Lohan,” said one insider, barely able to suppress his laughter.

Mayerston, as the tabloids have dubbed them, began dating just a few short weeks ago. Pictures of the two getting hot and heavy immediately surfaced, causing the media frenzy that resulted in Mayer’s discovery. “He bought a bunch of magazines to look at the pics of him and Ali. When all the captions read ‘Jennifer Aniston,’ he freaked.”

It seems that Aniston allowed Mayer to believe she was Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister out of loneliness. “She’s so bad at keeping men,” said a source close to Aniston, “she will do

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