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John Mayer Thought Jen was Ali Lohan

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whatever it takes, including impersonate a much younger, less famous, less attractive girl from a family of crackheads. She is totally devastated that John got so mad - she figured once the secret was out he would have fallen in love with her already, and stayed with her.”

When John found out that Ali Lohan is just fourteen years old, he checked himself into a psychiatric facility in Miami Beach. “He’s met her, and seen pictures, it’s an honest mistake,” said the insider. “Ali looks forty. John digs the older chicks, not the illegal ones.” Dina Lohan, when reached for comment, had this to say: “He likes Ali? I think I’m having a PR orgasm.” She then barked to her assistant to get Mayer on her new reality show.

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Labels: Ali Lohan, Breast Implants, Crack, Dave Letterman, Dina Lohan, Florida, I Know Who Killed Me, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Lindsay Lohan, Living Lohan, Miami, Samantha Ronson, Tony Romo, Your Body is a Wonderland

Posted on May 22nd, 2008

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How old does Ali Lohan look?
	The tan, the clothes, the heavy makeup - not a day less than 35
	14, but a really, like, menopausal 14
	Don’t make fun of her, she can’t help who her mother is

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