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Lindsay Lohan on Fur Lawsuit: “I am Not a Lesbian”

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Lindsay Lohan’s return to the news has nothing to do with her apparently continued drinking binges or the rumors of her apparently flexible sexual orientation – but you could have fooled her.

A lawsuit filed by Masha Markova accuses LiLo of stealing an $11,000 fur coat from her while both were patrons at New York bar 1 Oak. Though the coat was mysteriously and anonymously returned to its owner – after several magazines photographed Lohan wearing it and Markova realized she had stolen it – Lohan could still be on the hook for what amounts to a ten grand rental fee.

“I’m not a lesbian,” said Lohan, who does not appear to have any comprehension of what she has been accused of. “We’ve been over this again and again. Call it whatever you want – muff diver, fur stealer, whatever; I didn’t do it. And I fuck guys all the time, so the worst I could be anyway is bi. But I’m not, really.”

Despite continual efforts by SCNN reporters to explain the situation to Lohan, she appears to be completely unaware that the lawsuit refers to accusations of theft, and has nothing to do with rumors that she and lesbian DJ friend Samantha Ronson are an item. But Markova doesn’t care how clueless the actress/singer/publicity whore is, she plans to press forward with her suit.

“It’s important to me that Lindsay realizes that she can’t just go around taking things and then giving them back and not expect there to be some sort of consequences,” Markova argued. “Even if she didn’t do it on purpose, even if she means no harm – I mean, it starts with an $11,000 fur that you leave lying around, but next thing you know she’s borrowing your boyfriend and then you have crabs, you know? I don’t want to look back and say,

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Labels: 1 Oak, Alcohol, Ali Lohan, Bisexual, Cocaine, Dina Lohan, Fur Coat, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Living Lohan, Mark Ronson, Masha Markova, New York City, Nicotine, Samantha Ronson

Posted on May 31st, 2008

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Did some designer let you barrow her coat Lindsey? And then call the paparazzi?

Some people, I swear.

Tsk tsk. Poor celebrities, poor dead animals. Ya dig?

Comment by Emily Sellers on June 1, 2008