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One Olsen Twin Arrested for Attempting to Kill Other Olsen

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NEW YORK, NY — The one Olsen twin with the really bad fashion sense who thinks she has great fashion sense and is also a little bit crazy has been arrested for attempted murder for trying to kill her sister, the other Olsen twin with the better fashion sense.

“The Olsen twin who was sleeping with Heath Ledger tried to kill the one that doesn’t dress like she’s homeless,” said an NYPD detective who asked to remain nameless. “I’m pretty sure I got that right? Which one was on Full House?”

According to reports, the incident occurred because Mary-Kate was jealous of Ashley’s ability to maintain such a delicate and honest image, whereas Mary-Kate had struggled for years with issues surrounding her public behavior and persona.

“I think Mary-Kate has always been a little jealous of me,” Ashley said. “Even when we were doing Full House, I got all of the good

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Labels: Ashley Olsen, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Eating Disorders, Elizabeth and James, Full House, Heath Ledger, John Stamos, Mary-Kate Olsen, New York Minute, Olsen Twins

Posted on May 27th, 2008

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