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Opinion: Free R. Kelly, by Concerned Citizen & #1 R. Kelly Fan
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Yeah, an accident.
Like, say, he was setting up a video camera to record a girl’s birthday party when he tripped and fell on the girl, accidentally ripping her clothes off and by then he had to pee so bad that he just wet himself and also, he happened to be naked. If this “video” even exists, this is clearly the explanation. It’s all just one giant misunderstanding.
FREE R.
We’ll keep it on the down low.
Nobody has to know.
Love, #1 R. Kelly Fan/Concerned Citizen
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Labels: 9-11, Down Low, I believe I can Fly, Ignition Remix, Opinion, Pee, R. Kelly, Trapped in the Closet, Twentysomethings
Posted on May 16th, 2008
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