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Paris and Nicole Forget Which Madden Brother is Which

HOLLYWOOD, CA - BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie hit the town Saturday night and subsequently forgot which girl was dating which Madden brother.

As Hilton and Richie stumbled out of a nightclub on Sunset, one photographer asked Paris where Benji was. Nicole shouted, “why are you asking her? Benji’s at home with the baby so Mommy could have a night out! Wooooo!”

“Wait, wait -” replied Paris. “Benji’s the one with all the tattoos right? I think that’s my boyfriend, Nic.”

“No, Joel has all the tattoos,” said Nicole. “Benji is the one who sings in that band, Good Charlotte. Paris, I think I would know the father of…um…that little girl I just gave birth to.”

“Oh right!” Said Paris. “Joel is totally my boyfriend.” She then turned to the paparazzi and said, “get it right! You should know who we’re dating. God you guys are so not hot. But I love you!!!”

“It was pretty confusing,” said celeb photographer and witness Seth Liebe. “They even confused us for a second - Benji and Joel really do seem like the same person sometimes. Anyway we all scrambled with our iphones to check wikipedia, and sure enough Paris is dating Benji and Nicole has a baby with Joel. At least, that’s what the official story is.”

“I’d heard rumors, but I think this confirms it,” said another photographer who wished to remain nameless. “Benji and Joel switch around with Paris and Nicole. The poor things can never remember who is who, so the Maddens use it to their advantage. Really, Benji and Joel have an equal chance of being Harlow’s father. Actually, there’s a lesser-known brother, Ralph, who for all we know fits into this equation somehow too.”

The Maddens’ rep had this to say: “This is an absolutely ludicrous rumor. There is no Ralph. In fact, I’m not entirely sure there’s a Benji.”

Labels: Babies, Benji Madden, BFF, Good Charlotte, Harlow, Hollywood, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, Paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Pregnancy, Singers, Sunset Blvd, Tattoos

Posted on May 19th, 2008

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yeah cause…that’s believable.
idiots.

Comment by yep on May 20, 2008
[...] and an article I found pretty confusing (not to say plainly weird): Paris and Nicole forget which Madden brother is which. [...]

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