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Scoop: Paula Abdul on American Idol Finalists

SCNN Exclusive! We sat down with Paul Abdul to talk about this year’s top 3 aspiring singers. Last night, dreadlocked crooner Jason Castro was sent home, leaving Syesha Mercado, David Archuleta, and David Cook to sing their way to #1.

“Idol is a national phenomenon,” Miss Abdul said. “Pretty boys. Look what God can do. Simon’s breath smells like Cheez Doodlez.”

When pressed further, Abdul added: Fwah, fiddle womp fusssss. We wha?”

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Labels: American Idol, Cheez Doodlez, David Archuleta, David Cook, Fox TV, God, Incoherent Rambling, Jason Castro, Paul Abdul, Randy Jackson, Scoop, Simon Cowell, Syesha Mercado

Posted on May 8th, 2008

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