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Shannen Doherty is #1 Terrorist Threat to New 90210

BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Producers of the new Beverly Hills 90210 have revealed to SCNN that they are “extremely concerned” about the number one threat to their show–Shannen Doherty.

“We have a responsibility to our cast and crew to protect them from any sort of outside event,” said John Dobson, the show’s executive producer. “That includes acts of God, that includes acts of terrorism, and that includes the deranged and grossly inappropriate behavior that characterizes the day-to-day behavior of former 90210 castmember Shannen Doherty.”

Doherty was a star on the first seasons of the original show, before leaving the show to pursue other projects, such as psychosis, substance abuse, and divorce.

“I am no threat whatsoever to the cast and crew of the new 90210,” Doherty said in a statement. “I’m in a much better place now, emotionally, and I am for the most part totally over the rages and
massive desires to kill people that have characterized my life these past 20 years.”

Dobson was not so sure.

“I saw Shannen the other day, and we were just sort of chatting,” he said. “She was shopping on Rodeo Drive. At the end of the conversation, she was like, ‘Well, I gotta go. I’m going to get my
nails done and then I’m going to kill that bitch Kelly Taylor for what she did with Dylan. And then I’m going to get my dry cleaning. See ya!’”

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Labels: 90210, Aaron Spelling, Beverly Hills, Brandon Walsh, Breast Implants, Brena Walsh, Donna Martin, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestly, Jennie Garth, Kelly Taylor, Luke Perry, Rodeo Drive, Shenae Grimes, The CW, Tori Spelling

Posted on May 27th, 2008

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How dare they slate Shannen like that. She is NOT a terrorist. ffs. And i don’t believe she said those horrible things about kelly. why are people always out to get her. it makes me sick

Comment by claire on May 29, 2008
you people are pretty dumb is you believe this stupid article!

Comment by pARIS on June 1, 2008

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