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Shocking Revelation: Flavor of Love is a Sham

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - After months of grueling undercover work, an SCNN reporter has proof that Flavor Flav and his reality dating show franchise are entirely phony.

Holly Dades was first tipped to the story by a computer hacker named LeBuna, who claimed to have entered Flavor’s email account and found eloquent and thoughtful correspondence written by the rap star. The emails LeBuna had contained such words as “heretofore” and often included deep emotional soliloquies wherein Mr. Flav lamented his onscreen persona. “What cruel business indeed, being condemned to a life of mediocrity and foolishness, all for the betterment of my beloved family,” read one email in part.

“I was fascinated,” says Dades, “but this LeBuna fellow could easily have made this all up. I knew the only way to get to the bottom of this story was to go undercover as a contestant on ‘Flavor of Love 3.’”

Dades painstakingly created an alter ego named DaDondra, a frisky exotic dancer from

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