Under New California Law, Aiken Will Marry

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second season of American Idol in 2003. Since then she has released successful albums and now has a role in the Broadway show Spamalot. Her lesbian girlfriend Sheila is a waitress at the Denny’s on 173rd and Lexington.

Many idol alums are planning to be in attendance, including Jordin Sparks and David Cook. Ruben Studdard is rumored to be bringing David Archuleta as his date, but no one in either camp will confirm. Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, and Simon Cowell have all reportedly been invited, but SCNN was unable to reach them for comment. Actually, SCNN reached Paula Abdul but she thought this reporter was inquiring after her dogs, so the information obtained turned out to be irrelevant.

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Posted on May 29th, 2008

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  1. lo this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
    lison to clay believe me he’s a man.oh and he has an adams apple something men don’t have look it up on your stupid computer oh and doesn’t anyone have anything else they can write about or are they still pratising their NO LIFE

    Comment by clayaikenlover on May 29, 2008

  2. You’re a fucking idiot, man. The guy donated his sperm. WTF is wrong about that between friends? Leave the guy alone.

    Comment by Dave on May 30, 2008

  3. LOL um Clay is a guy… HA H HA HA

    Comment by Trisha on May 31, 2008

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