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New York, NY - SCNN sources have obtained exclusive information on who will be crowned America’s Next Top Model this Wednesday on the CW: Tyra Banks, the first plus-sized model winner in the history of America’s Next Top Model.

“Tyra is over the moon,” said our insider, “She has been waiting for 10 seasons to finally get this recognition. She really worked hard to get her performance up. That and everybody was sick of hearing her whine about how she could out-pose all the contestants.” The head judge has apparently voted for herself every cycle, and this year fellow judges Paulina Porizkova, Nigel Barker, and Miss J. Alexander finally saw just how much the camera loves Tyra.

Ms. Banks, a former Victoria’s Secret model, beat out finalists Dominique, Fatima, Anya, and Whitney for the coveted Top Model spot. “For so long she was the girl with all the potential in the world, but who just couldn’t deliver a good photo,” said Mr. Jay Manuel yesterday. “Now she can join the elite ranks of ANTM winners who have gone on to star in ‘My Life as a Covergirl‘ and, well, not much else really.” Miss J. concurs: “Tyra is on track to be the most successful Top Model winner in ANTM history. I know that’s not saying much, but she’ll really get some exposure out of this. Even though everybody’s pretty sick of her already.”

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Labels: America's Next Top Model, ANTM, Anya, Contract, CoverGirl, Cycle 10, Dominique, J. Alexander, Jay Manuel, Judges, Model, Modeling Industry, Nigel Barker, Paulina Porizkova, Plus-sized Model, The CW, Top Model, Tyra Banks, Victoria's Secret, Whitney, Winner