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Britney Has a New Boyfriend

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WHITE TRASH, USA – Signs of the downfall of pop star Britney Spears have been evident for years, but perhaps never more visible than now.

Sources close to Spears have confirmed she is dating Cheetos spokesman Chester Cheetah in an effort to not only find a father figure for her young children, but also hopefully to score some free Cheetos.

Rumors about the couple began to spread after Spears was seen walking around with the cheesy snack smeared all over her body, in an apparent effort to save money on tanning costs.

“Britney’s never looked better, smelled better or tasted better,” said her new boyfriend. “She’s not just cheesy, she’s dangerously cheesy.”

The celebrity duo has had trouble establishing themselves as a power couple, though. While Spears’ problems have been well documented in the media, Chester has also had troubles as

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Labels: Britney Spears, Cheetos, Chester Cheetah, Gallery of the Absurd, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jamie Spears, Jayden James Federline, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, Lesbians, Sean Preston Federline

Posted on June 18th, 2008

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