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Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson to Star in Special USO Show

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BAGHDAD, IRAQ - Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears arrived today, two days before their scheduled “Operation Stop The War” concert.

Simpson arrived first (the singers insisted on separate jets) with her father, hairdresser, fourteen makeup artists, and Tony Romo in tow. “This is gonna be great,” said Papa Joe Simpson as the Simpson entourage walked onto the tarmac. “Jessica is thrilled at being a part of this historic event. Romo! Get off the plane! We made a deal!”

In an effort to gain some favor with the American public and not slip out of the presidency in a flaming ball of failure, George W. Bush decided to create this very special concert to end the Iraqi war once and for all. In a statement released to the press yesterday, President Bush said: “By broadcasting the voices of Miss Jessica Simpson and Miss Britney Spears throughout Iraq, we are confident the insurgents will surrender just to get the ladies to shut up. Based on the success of this program, we expect to be unrolling

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Labels: Britney Spears, Country, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Iraq, Jamie Spears, Jessica Simpson, Osama Bin-Laden, Papa Joe Simpson, Star-Spangled Banner, Tony Romo

Posted on June 16th, 2008

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