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Damn That Stephen King
SCNN has the pleasure of publishing installments from Fisherking’s memoirs. The elusive writer will be updating us on his quest for the Greatest Story Ever Written. To learn more, visit www.popculturemess.blogspot.com
And so the world could now see that there is a standard somewhere on the outer reaches of human grasp, beyond perfection and even the realm of the gods, where I, the Fisherking, could be counted as the lone denizen. And from this metaphorical mountaintop I would peer down across the vast landscape of the kingdom that I now ruled, and cast my judgment upon my inferior subjects in the form of the artistic renderings that had now attained the highest level of acclaim and critical platitudes that accompanied my entry into Oprah’s Book Club. It was party time.
“Ooh, K-Ro,” I said, “Call Vince Vaughn and see if he’ll come to the party!”
“Vince Vaughn is dead, sir,” K-Ro said, “He was killed in the explosion at the Vick mansion.”
“What about Jeremy Piven?”
“Dead.”
“Jodie Foster?”
“Dead.”
“Tobey Maguire?”
“Dead.”
“Adrian Grenier?”
“Who?”
“Dammit, K-Ro!” I snapped, “What the hell am I paying you
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Labels: Adrian Grenier, Danica Patrick, Jeremy Piven, Jodie Foster, Justin Long, Karl Rove, Michael Vick, Oprah Winfrey, Oprah's Book Club, Pop Culture Mess, Ryan Seacrest, Stephen King, Steve Urkell, Tobey Maguire, Tommy Lee, Vince Vaughn
Posted on June 16th, 2008
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