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Damn That Stephen King

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for? Adrian Grenier? You know, the kid from those Mac commercials?”

“Oh right,” K-Ro said, “I believe he’s going to Stephen King’s party.” Damn that Stephen King. Furious, I hurled my laptop across the room toward K-Ro, but he, being a former ballet dancer, lithely dodged the impending threat and it shattered against the wall.

“Sir!” K-Ro screamed, “That laptop held all your notes for the Vick story!”

“Damn the Vick story!” I yelled, picking up the broken laptop and flinging it once again at K-Ro only to watch as he pirouetted to safety.

“Damn Stephen King, damn Adrian Grenier, and damn you, K-Ro!” K-Ro held a perfect cinquieme as his face melted in pained sorrow.

“Please don’t say that, sir,” he pleaded, “Have you forgotten the Vick story? It was to be the greatest story ever written.”

“Don’t you understand, K-Ro? I’ve been selected into

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Labels: Adrian Grenier, Danica Patrick, Jeremy Piven, Jodie Foster, Justin Long, Karl Rove, Michael Vick, Oprah Winfrey, Oprah's Book Club, Pop Culture Mess, Ryan Seacrest, Stephen King, Steve Urkell, Tobey Maguire, Tommy Lee, Vince Vaughn