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Damn That Stephen King

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the Oprah Book Club! Oprah! Apparently, the greatest story ever written has already been written, and I wrote it!”

“Yeah, you or Stephen King,” was his tart response.

“Ouch, bro,” I said. But the damage was done. In all my life I have never suffered an attack so vicious, and I wasn’t about to start. If K-Ro couldn’t recognize the importance of such an honor bestowed as enshrinement in the Oprah Winfrey Book Club, then our relationship could carry forth no longer.

“You’re fired, my once-faithful friend,” I whispered, my back turned to the traitor.

“It’s been an honor, sir,” K-Ro said before gathering the broken laptop and exiting the room, leaving behind only a trail of tears. I stood for a moment gathering my

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Labels: Adrian Grenier, Danica Patrick, Jeremy Piven, Jodie Foster, Justin Long, Karl Rove, Michael Vick, Oprah Winfrey, Oprah's Book Club, Pop Culture Mess, Ryan Seacrest, Stephen King, Steve Urkell, Tobey Maguire, Tommy Lee, Vince Vaughn