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thoughts, and my attention turned once again to the night’s impending celebration.
“Danica!” I yelled. A moment later my driver appeared.
“Yes, sir?”
“Call Ryan Seacrest.”
“He’s dead.”
“Tommy Lee?”
“Dead.”
“Urkel?”
“I think we can get him.”
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Labels: Adrian Grenier, Danica Patrick, Jeremy Piven, Jodie Foster, Justin Long, Karl Rove, Michael Vick, Oprah Winfrey, Oprah's Book Club, Pop Culture Mess, Ryan Seacrest, Stephen King, Steve Urkell, Tobey Maguire, Tommy Lee, Vince Vaughn
Posted on June 16th, 2008
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