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Even Ben Thinks Casey is the Cooler Affleck

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LOS ANGELES, CA — After engaging in what he termed a “Casey-athon” over the past several days, Ben Affleck has come to the inevitable conclusion that his brother Casey is far cooler than he is.

“People have been telling me for years now – ‘Casey’s cooler than you,’ ‘Casey’s a better actor than you,’” Ben told SCNN. “I’ve always known about the acting thing – I mean come on, I peaked in Good Will Hunting – but I would just laugh in people’s faces when they said he was cooler. He’s so scrawny, and kinda funny looking. But the more I see these movies, the more I realize… He’s sneaky cool.”

Casey Affleck’s acting career has taken off in recent years, with roles in the star-studded casts of Ocean’s Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen movies and star turns in the critically acclaimed Gone, Baby, Gone and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. While he has regularly played far less “cool guy” roles than older brother Ben, his performances have been far more respected in the acting community.

“He’s married to Summer Phoenix, which is cool as shit, and they named their second son Atticus, which is pretty baller,” Ben continued. “Also his acting is really damn good – I hadn’t seen that Assassination movie until yesterday, because everyone said it was slow; and it is slow as fuck, like I had to fast-forward through parts of it, but Casey is the

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