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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Listen to Coldplay to Get in the Mood

LONDON, ENGLAND – In one of the most revealing and insightful interviews into the personal life of celebrity couple Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, the duo confided they listen to Coldplay to get in the mood.

“We don’t even start foreplay until I put my band on,” Martin said. “Usual something from the first album, because as Gwyneth likes to remind me the other ones suck. Really, really bad.”

Martin explained his penis is completely flaccid and useless, at least until he hears himself singing. He also added that unlike many other relationships, it is not a one way street.

“Hey, I’m one of those guys that’s all about himself,” Martin said. “I’ll let her put one of her movies on when we’re getting nasty – she just has to mute it.”

Paltrow said it was a little difficult to get used to Martin’s strange practice in the beginning, but now she’s becoming somewhat used to it. She even said she’s starting to not hate one or two of Coldplay’s songs.

But the actress also said the couple is working through a couple of kinks.

“Really, it’s not the music that bothers me so much,” Paltrow said. “The dancing does, though. You’ve seen the new IPod commercial with Coldplay, right? Imagine someone dancing like that while having sex with you. It’s… different. Yeah, different.”

Paltrow ended the interview by expressing how happy she is that she and Martin were able to conceive two children with his condition. She said it is doubtful they will have a third, and they won’t even talk about it until Coldplay releases another album.

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