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Kate Hudson Loves One Testicle

CANNES, FRANCE - Kate Hudson has a new love in her life: a sole testicle.

The accomplished actress has recently been spotted with Lance Armstrong, who had a testicle removed a few years ago from cancer. Apparently just one is all Hudson needs.

“She’s really happy,” says a source close to Hudson. “Owen Wilson had two balls, and look how that turned up. Kate thinks that full-testicled men are too aggressive, since they have double the natural testosterone. But Kate has spent a lot of time with Lance’s solo nad and she’s really enjoying herself.”

While Hudson was not available for comment, SCNN did reach Lance Armstrong. “After my ball-ectomy, I had a really hard time not being depressed. I tried dating Sheryl Crow, but she wasn’t very open-minded. Kate has spent a lot of time with my one nut and made sure that it feels special without its bro.”

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Labels: Balls, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, Owen Wilson, Ryder, Sheryl Crow, Testicular cancer, Tour de France

Posted on June 2nd, 2008

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Pingback by Kate Hudson Loves One Testicle - Celebrity Gossip pictures and news on June 2, 2008
if she had one tit you guys would not be making that comment …would you … get a life… cant come up with anything else but testicles or lack of … grow some…… not balls but talent …

Comment by scott on June 21, 2008

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