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Kelly Ripa Achieves Negative Body Fat Percentage

NEW YORK, NY – Kelly Ripa announced today on Live with Regis and Kelly that she achieved her long time goal of a negative body fat percentage.

“I want all my fans and admirers out there to know that this is just one goal,” the television personality said. “Next, I’d like to get my body fat down to -5 percent. It’s been a struggle, but I believe this once and for all proves you can do anything you set your mind to.”

Ripa, who has openly talked about this goal in interviews and on her show, was urged strongly by doctors that this was not a healthy lifestyle. Still others insisted that it was impossible.

Ripa’s body fat now stands at -.7 percent, which by all accounts is some kind of record. She also revealed on the show her method for losing all the fat – an ancient Chinese technique known as ‘dying.’

Live co-host Regis Philbin had nothing but praise for Ripa.

“It’s amazing what she’s done, and she looks incredible,” Philbin said. “She has been getting little voids of nothingness all over her body, which is a little weird, but you’ve got to work for it. Kelly knows I’m here to make sure she doesn’t eat anything – ever.”

Ripa said there’s no timetable for her ultimate goal of -5 percent body fat, but that she’s sure she will get there soon enough.

“Again, I just want to thank…” she said before lapsing into a coma.

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Labels: ABC, Body Fat, CBS, Kelly Ripa, Live With Regis and Kelly, Mark Consuelos, NBC, New York, Regis Philbin

Posted on June 9th, 2008

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how can she think its good for her to be this paper thin,she looks like she is going to fade away to nothing,how can any man be interested in skin and bones.she looks so skinny like a twig,its gross and disgusting being that thin.why dont she eat something.i could imagine how concerned her mom and dad are,they are probably wondering if she is sick or something,and her mom could be so worried crying her eyes out wondering whats happening to my daughter.its true being this thin is crazy and can cause alotta concern like that among family members

Comment by mike on June 10, 2008