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Kim Kardashian Extinguished Wildfire With Her Butt

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MALIBU, CA - Kim Kardashian is being honored by Mayor Pamela Ulich for singlehandedly saving the small beach community from a massive wildfire. When a spark ignited in the Santa Monica Mountains, Miss Kardashian rushed from her beachfront home and sat on the flames, putting the fire out at the source.

“This is the fastest we have ever put out a fire,” beamed Mayor Ulich, “and for that we have only Kim, her courage, and her big badonkadonk to thank.”

“It was no big deal,” said Kardashian after she was bestowed a key to the city. “I got the emergency phone call from the city and knew what I had to do. I’m trying to get a base tan and I really didn’t want to have to evacuate.”

Malibu resident Jeremy Piven thinks Kardashian is being too

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