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New Iphone Comes With A D-List Celeb

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NEW YORK, NY - The long-awaited 2nd generation iphone will come with its very own celebrity, states an SCNN source close to Steve Jobs. When the Apple CEO reached his limit in iphone programming, he reportedly decided to go one gimmick further by giving away out-of-work actors, singers, and heiresses with the purchase of the new device.

“It’s the best marketing strategy since Buy One Get One Free,” said the source. “I just hope that Soleil Moon Frye isn’t taken when I buy my iphone. Love that Punky Brewster!”

Other celebrities rumored to be part of the new deal include Mario Lopez, Tara Reid, Blanche from Golden Girls, Ben Affleck, and Drea de Matteo. The way it will work is when a customer purchases a new iphone, they can scan a list of celebrities and pick one who

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