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disparity in numbers, the male inmates are already grumbling about sloppy seconds.”

“Men on death row are worried about sloppy seconds?” I asked.

“That’s right,” he said, “they’re a cleaner people than you might think.”

I looked at Michael J. Fox and he seemed to be nodding. Or shaking his head. Or both, I really couldn’t tell. It seemed that the liberals and conservatives had finally found some common ground. I had my story and my 32 ounce steak was gone, so I took a girl under each arm and excused myself. As we left the restaurant I knew I was going to need something to boost my energy; these women are voluptuous! We loaded in my new Porsche and headed over to my friend, Lance Armstrong’s pad. I knew Lance would have just what I needed. That was about 30 hours ago, and now it’s just about time for round two.

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Labels: Bubblicious, Dick Cheney, Fisherking, Lance Armstrong, Lindsay Lohan, Michael J. Fox, Michael Vick, PETA, Pop Culture Mess, Stem-cell research

Posted on June 2nd, 2008

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