News Item

Pop Culture Mess: Sports Wrap-up

Pages: 1 2 3 4

SCNN has the pleasure of publishing installments from Fisherking’s memoirs. The elusive writer will be updating us on his quest for the Greatest Story Ever Written. To learn more, visit www.popculturemess.blogspot.com

I arrived at LAX late Saturday afternoon. The flight was not unpleasant, aside from the usual small disturbances involving the Middle Eastern passengers, whom were beaten and bound, so as not to evoke fear from the fairer skinned travellers. I, being of dark hair and complexion, might have easily been mistaken for Arabic, yet I was allowed to go undisturbed, for, as one of the crew said to me, “Even if you are a terrorist, sir, to lose our lives to one so dashingly handsome and brilliant of mind would be an honor, not a tragedy.” I assured the captain that I am a man of peace, unless you cross me, and all were safe in my presence.

Upon disembarking the aircraft I checked my cell; there were 842 unheard messages. It seems that my one night stand with Jessica Biel affected her more than I

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our free RSS feed and get hilarious celebrity news every day. Thanks for visiting!

Pages: 1 2 3 4

Labels: Arabic, DMX, Jessica Biel, Karl Rove, LAX, Martha Stewart, Michael Vick, Middle East, Peter Carroll, Pop Culture Mess, Snoop Dogg, Trojans, USC, Will Ferrell