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Pop Culture Mess: Sports Wrap-up

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K-Ro (pronounced “crow”), as he preferred to be called, informed me that kickoff was only a half hour away and he was sending a limo.

I arrived at the locker room ten minutes before kick-off, without a prepared speech but enthusiastic; these kids would remember this moment the rest of their lives and I would make it worth every second. I stood outside the door as Martha Stewart finished her warm-up set.

“Now remember, in order for my home recipe breath freshener to work, you have to take it at least thirty minutes after ingesting alcohol, but if used correctly, no police officer can detect the scent on you. Now get out there and kill those motherfuckers!”

The applause was deafening as Martha exited the locker room. She slipped her phone number in my shirt pocket and gave the international “call me” sign as she

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