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Sharon Stone Shopping Photos of Vaginal Rejuvenation to Tabloids

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Tabloid newspaper offices around Los Angeles have added new email security software to editors’ computers in the wake of a horrible attempt at a viral marketing email blast by Sharon Stone and her PR team.

“That is absolutely the scariest fucking vag I’ve ever seen,” said a photo editor from a major tabloid who spoke on condition of anonymity. “That scary bitch tricked me – sent it from a dummy email address in the style of one of my regular photographers, with a subject line that said ‘mind-blowing scoop.’ And she actually called the photo ‘emma_watson_naked’ – can you imagine the fucking nerve? Good God; I actually vomited on my desk. Seriously, I had to have reprint two broadsheets after I puked on them.”

Despite confirmation that the offices of every tabloid anyone could think of received a similarly misleading and horrifying email, SCNN was unable to turn up a paper that had agreed to publish any of the photographs. The stills were allegedly taken during a vaginal rejuvenation

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Labels: Basic Instinct, Breast Implants, Emma Watson, Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, Snatch, Tabloids, Vaginal Rejuvenation

Posted on June 3rd, 2008

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After her comments about the 70,000 who perished attributed to “karma” I believe Sharon Stone speaks through her vagina. She is one big stupid CUNT!

Comment by Simon on June 3, 2008