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NEW YORK, NY - Starbucks’ Recording Label announced today that it has signed The Spice Girls and Salt-n-Pepa to record an album together called “Seasonings.”
“We’re very pleased to announce the teaming up of two of the greatest girl groups named after nutritionally insignificant food additives,” said Starbucks’ press agent. “The historical potential for this album is insurmountable.”
The girls are scheduled to hit the recording studio in late October. Until then, Salt-N-Pepa are reportedly working tirelessly on new raps for the album, while the Spice Girls are getting manicures and dyeing their hair new colors.
“Since we never wrote our own music, we’re all sort of taking this as a vacation period,” said Posh Spice Victoria Beckham. “Mel B. [Scary Spice] and I have a shopping trip planned to Paris, which will be just major, absolutely major.”
Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell added, “I’m going to do that Goodwill Ambassador stuff I was doing
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Labels: Baby Spice, Cheryl Wray, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Ginger Spice, Goodwill Ambassador, Mel B., Mel C., Posh Spice, Salt-N-Pepa, Sandra Denton, Scary Spice, Spinderella, Sporty Spice, Starbucks, The Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham
Posted on June 19th, 2008
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Why don’t they do what normal celebrities do and just endorse something like Drink Purple or Emeril’s Essence? Then they could capitalize on their greatest assets. Some good antioxidants never hurt an aging celebrity!
Comment by BigAl on June 19, 2008
This sounds like absolute bull shit.
Comment by Geri Lover on June 20, 2008