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Tila Tequila’s Sister To Star in Her Own Reality Show

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SCNN also spoke with Brew, who asserts that her show will be nothing like her sister’s. “I’m not no lesbo, I’m just lookin’ for a man,” she said. “Someone who’ll buy me my Virginia Slims and put gas in my car once in a while. I don’t do that jet-setter stuff like Tila. I like to sit on my porch, have a Pabst Blue Ribbon or ten. And eat burritos. I love me the burritos.”

Brew, a striking 6′2″, 250-lb bleached blonde, says the “Brew for Two” challenges will be specific to what she looks for in a man. “There’ll be, like, who can do the longest kegstand, and who does the best job threatening my baby’s daddy when he doesn’t come through with the child support. Stuff me and the audience can really relate to.”

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Labels: A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Bisexual, Breast Implants, Burritos, Domenico, MTV, MySpace, Nude Modeling, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Reality Show, Sex, That's Amore, Tila Tequila, Virigina Slims

Posted on June 19th, 2008

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