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Vin Diesel to Run for President

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loan officers until they practically give mortgages away” and “halting all housing development so there becomes less supply and more demand.” He also intends to “personally patrol crime-infested neighborhoods and Vulcan Neck Pinch anyone who looks suspicious.” Diesel also said he would confiscate all the drugs in the U.S. and personally ingest them so that today’s children don’t become addicts.

Diesel then announced that his running mate will be Samuel L. Jackson, who met with SCNN reporters immediately following the press conference. “McCain? We will beat that honky butt,” he said. “Now Obama’s a cool cat, but he just don’t have the balls to take on world issues like me and Vin here. Does Vin look like a bitch? Huh? Does Vin Diesel look like a bitch? ‘Cause I guarantee that as president nobody’s gonna try to fuck him like a bitch. And we gonna subsidize breast implants so everybody can get them.”

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Labels: 2008 Presidential Election, Baghdad, Barack Obama, Breast Implants, Bruce Willis, Iraq, John McCain, John Travolta, Paul Walker, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino, Samuel L. Jackson, The Fast and the Furious, Uma Thurman, Vin Diesel, XXX

Posted on June 6th, 2008

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	Yes because he’d probably beat me up if I didn’t
	Yes because Vice President Samuel L. has a nice ring to it
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