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Hollywood’s MILF Stock Up; Hot Gay Men Stock Down

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Insiders are reporting a dramatic shift in Hollywood that has already affected the power structure in the heart of American cinema and may have even more drastic long-term ramifications.

“It’s crazy, gay men have been a Hollywood staple for years now, but I really feel like the large number of attractive actresses having children have shifted the balance of power,” said Hollywood expert Joseph Tinsel. “Five years ago the question was what hilariously irreverent and very hot gay guy do you have in your blockbuster film.

“Now the question is if your lead actress has had a baby recently enough. MILF’s are so hot right now.”

SCNN caught up with two established gay actors, Nathan Lane and Harvey Fierstein, and got their thoughts on the shift in balance of power.

“It’s tough, but I’ve known for a while that this hot gay guy gimmick would only last me for so long,” Lane said. “I guess now I’ll just have to use all that time I had been spending in the gym and work on my acting.”

Fierstein has also been rocked by new Hollywood landscape.

“Nathan’s fine, he’ll always have work,” he said. “It’s different for me, because I’m not even really sure who I am. I’ve heard my name before and I’m pretty sure I’m gay, but that’s about it. Couldn’t even tell you anything I’ve done, to be honest.”

Of course on the flip side, the MILF community is experiencing an all-time boom. Gwyneth Paltrow has already signed on to star in a movie and a hot actress who has to put up with her husband’s awful music, while Jennifer Lopez is talking to several studios about doing a movie about her ass.

J-Lo said the shift in casting has as much to do with the types of movies being made as anything else.

“I don’t know about you, but in a movie about my ass I’d much rather see a hot MILF in the starring role,” she said. “Some hilarious gay dude would just have a hard time pulling it off. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

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Labels: Chris Martin, Gay, Gay Celebrities, Gwyneth Paltrow, Harvey Fierstein, J. Lo, Jennifer Lopez, MILF, Nathan Lane

Posted on July 1st, 2008

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