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Rachael Ray Ate Oprah’s Dogs With EVOO and Spicy Wasabi Mango Dipping Sauce

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well, maybe she’s onto something.”

Mrs. Jones-Winkle visited her local pound and adopted an overweight Pit Bull. “Rach is really onto something here,” she told SCNN. “Not only will this one dog feed us for a month at the low cost of the $30 adoption fee, but since nobody wants pit bulls I really felt like I was serving the community and the poor homeless beast by taking it home and eating it. The wasabi mango sauce was definitely the highlight. That crazy Rachael Ray! She’s so creative.”

“Of course I wish she’d maybe not used my dogs,” said Oprah Winfrey, “but man were they good! All those years I pampered them really made them tender and juicy. Yum-o!”

Ms. Ray’s agent released the following statement: “Rachael thanks her fans for the positive feedback. Don’t forget that French Poodles go especially well with Dunkin’ Donuts French Roast Blend Coffee Drink.”

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