Spencer Pratt Wants You To Know About His Giant Penis

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt wants you to know that he really does have a large penis.

“It’s huge,” he told SCNN. “For real. Big. Heidi, if she was here right now she would back me up. But she’s, uh, somewhere else.”

Pratt claimed he measured once and discovered his male member to be “around a foot long soft. And that was when I was like, twelve. If I do my exercises every day, I think it adds about a sixteenth of an inch every week. Not that it matters of course, because I have a giant dong anyway. And I’m not one to brag, it’s just, well, I totally have a humongous dick.”

Mary-Kate Olsen, who attended high school with Pratt, had this to say: “Spencer lost his virginity to one of my best friends, and I remember her talking more in half-inches than feet. Like, baby carrots instead of cucumbers. Know what I mean?”

For his part, Pratt is not letting the contradictory statement get him down. “Cock-a-doodle-doo, ya hear me?” He said. “MK’s just mad that I never pumped her with my mammoth-sized Spencer Jr. She wanted this so bad back then. Look at me. How could you not want this? I paid my way through college with this bad boy. SYKE! Ha ha ha like I went to college.”

Heidi Montag, Pratt’s longtime girlfriend, was not available for comment.

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Posted on July 1st, 2008

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