Angelina Jolie Archives

Paris Hilton Deleted Kim Kardashian From Her MySpace Top 8

Today's top entertainment news: SCNN has learned that Paris Hilton removed Kim Kardashian from her Top 8 friends on myspace.com. Celebrity analysts from across the country agree that this subtle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Sienna Miller Advocates Some Charity or Other

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sienna Miller announced today that she will be raising money for some kind of foundation, that helps some marginalized or less fortunate segment of the population/environment/animal kingdom. "This [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Hospital Swaps Tori Spelling’s and Jessica Alba’s Babies

LOS ANGELES, CA - Cedars-Sinai Hospital is launching a massive investigation into its practices after it was discovered that hospital staff accidentally switched Tori Spelling's newborn with Jessica Alba's. The hospital [continue reading...]

Posted on June 11th, 2008

Jessica Alba Marries Some Dude

LOS ANGELES, CA - Jessica Alba is reportedly deliriously happy following her recent marriage to some dude, which took place a few weeks ago. "Jessica is over the moon," said a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 24th, 2008

Poll of the Day: Who Has the Most Baby Mama Drama?

Who's got the most baby mama drama? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 23rd, 2008

Poll of the Day: Who’s your favorite leading man?

Who is your favorite leading man? Jack [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Hollywood Pregnancies Attributed to Popular Diet Regimen

LOS ANGELES, CA - Following a major celebrity pregnancy trend, scientists have discovered conclusive evidence that the Master Cleanse diet counteracts the effectiveness of the birth control pill. The Master Cleanse, [continue reading...]

Posted on May 19th, 2008

Angelina Jolie Confirms: Pregnant with Gold Twins

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with gold twins

CANNES, FRANCE - Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is pregnant with twins that are made of 24-carat solid gold. "They're so heavy!" She jubilantly told SCNN. "Brad and I are [continue reading...]

Posted on May 15th, 2008

Angelina: Brad’s love for Google is “unnatural”

LOS ANGELES, CA -- An apparent rift has developed in the superstar relationship between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt over Pitt's obsession with Google. A source close to the couple said [continue reading...]

Posted on February 12th, 2008