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Breaking News: Jennifer Lopez Stepped in Dog Doo
LONG ISLAND, NY - Jennifer Lopez stepped in dog excrement this morning as she exited a Starbucks near her home, according to the local authorities. "Dispatch notified me at 0900 hours, [continue reading...]
Posted on July 17th, 2008
Even Ben Thinks Casey is the Cooler Affleck
LOS ANGELES, CA -- After engaging in what he termed a "Casey-athon" over the past several days, Ben Affleck has come to the inevitable conclusion that his brother Casey is [continue reading...]
Posted on June 20th, 2008
Movie Review: “Jay and Silent Bob Go To Rehab”
Just when you thought you had seen the last of Jay and Silent Bob, the duo is back in "Jay and Silent Bob Go To Rehab". The film chronicles the [continue reading...]
Posted on June 9th, 2008
New Iphone Comes With A D-List Celeb
NEW YORK, NY - The long-awaited 2nd generation iphone will come with its very own celebrity, states an SCNN source close to Steve Jobs. When the Apple CEO reached his [continue reading...]
Posted on June 9th, 2008
Matthew McConaughey Wears Shirt; Apocalypse is Nigh
BIRMINGHAM, AL - Tarot card reader Mister Turban believes that the world will soon come to an end. "I read it in the cards," he told SCNN, "When Matthew McConaughey [continue reading...]
Posted on June 5th, 2008
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