Spencer Pratt Wants You To Know About His Giant Penis

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt wants you to know that he really does have a large penis. "It's huge," he told SCNN. "For real. Big. Heidi, if she was here [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Kutcher Thinks Aiken Should Be Disqualified from “Best Cougar” Contest

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LOS ANGELES, CA -- Nearly a month after the news broke that Clay Aiken had impregnated 50-year-old friend and music producer Jaymes Foster by artificial insemination, Ashton Kutcher has finally [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Fantasia, Kelly Clarkson in talks with Playboy

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LOS ANGELES, CA -- On the heels of another season of American Idol – the show's eighth successful year – word out of Los Angeles has first- and third-season winners [continue reading...]

Posted on June 20th, 2008

Tila Tequila’s Sister To Star in Her Own Reality Show

Tila Tequila’s Sister To Star in Her Own Reality Show

LOS ANGELES, CA - After months of negotiations, Tila Tequila's adopted sister Bambi Beer will star in her own MTV reality dating show called "A Brew for Two with Bambi [continue reading...]

Posted on June 19th, 2008

Nick Hogan Enjoys Male Bonding in Prison

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PINELLAS COUNTY, FL – Nick Hogan knew he would learn a lot about life when he was sentenced to eight months in jail for his role in a car accident [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

Hospital Swaps Tori Spelling’s and Jessica Alba’s Babies

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Cedars-Sinai Hospital is launching a massive investigation into its practices after it was discovered that hospital staff accidentally switched Tori Spelling's newborn with Jessica Alba's. The hospital [continue reading...]

Posted on June 11th, 2008

Kim Kardashian Extinguished Wildfire With Her Butt

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MALIBU, CA - Kim Kardashian is being honored by Mayor Pamela Ulich for singlehandedly saving the small beach community from a massive wildfire. When a spark ignited in the Santa [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Explode

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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – Dozens of Los Angeles residents were injured while standing outside a Pinkberry frozen yogurt store Tuesday, when pop starlet Christina Aguilera’s ginormous tatas exploded. “It was [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2008

Vin Diesel to Run for President

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Actor Vin Diesel has announced he will run for president on the independent ballot in the 2008 election. "After much thought and introspection, I have decided I'm [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2008

Sharon Stone Shopping Photos of Vaginal Rejuvenation to Tabloids

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Tabloid newspaper offices around Los Angeles have added new email security software to editors' computers in the wake of a horrible attempt at a viral marketing [continue reading...]

Posted on June 3rd, 2008

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