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Vin Diesel to Run for President

LOS ANGELES, CA - Actor Vin Diesel has announced he will run for president on the independent ballot in the 2008 election. "After much thought and introspection, I have decided I'm [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2008

Sharon Stone Shopping Photos of Vaginal Rejuvenation to Tabloids

LOS ANGELES, CA – Tabloid newspaper offices around Los Angeles have added new email security software to editors' computers in the wake of a horrible attempt at a viral marketing [continue reading...]

Posted on June 3rd, 2008

Audrina Partridge Gets a Reality Show Within “The Hills”

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In an effort to make even more money, MTV has announced that Audrina Partridge of "The Hills" will star in her own show within the hit reality [continue reading...]

Posted on May 31st, 2008

George Clooney to Auction His Virginity for Charity

CANNES, FRANCE - After a kiss from George Clooney only fetched $300,000 at a charity auction, the Ocean's 13 star has decided to auction off his virginity. "I have dedicated my [continue reading...]

Posted on May 29th, 2008

Denise Richards Wants Your Money, Sperm

Men of the world, this is a warning: Denise Richards wants your money, and she'll take your sperm, too, if she can have it. I am anonymous albeit concerned individual--lets just [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

Shannen Doherty is #1 Terrorist Threat to New 90210

BEVERLY HILLS, CA -- Producers of the new Beverly Hills 90210 have revealed to [continue reading...]

Posted on May 27th, 2008

Poll of the Day: Who is Hotter, Star Jones or Sharon Stone?

Who is Hotter, Star Jones or Sharon Stone? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 24th, 2008

Victoria Beckham Mistaken for Blow-Up Doll

KYLE, TX – A local man was arrested for kidnapping Victoria Beckham late Friday night at Adult Video Megaplex on I-35, police have told SCNN. Bo Gillespie, 28, was taken into [continue reading...]

Posted on May 24th, 2008