Britney Spears Archives

Poll of the Day: Who is Your Favorite Lip-Syncher?

Who is the best lip-syncher? Britney Spear [continue reading...]

Posted on July 15th, 2008

Madonna Reveals Her Youth

LONDON, ENGLAND - Fans of Madonna all know that the multitalented mommy turned fifty this year. In an exclusive interview with [continue reading...]

Posted on July 15th, 2008

Britney Sues Kevin for Custody of the Playstation 2

HOLLYWOOD – The often-times ugly relationship between former married couple Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has just become uglier. Court records obtained by SCNN show that Spears is suing her ex-husband [continue reading...]

Posted on June 28th, 2008

Britney Has a New Boyfriend

photo courtesy www.galleryoftheabsurd.com WHITE TRASH, USA – Signs of the downfall of pop star Britney Spears have been evident for years, but perhaps never more visible than now. Sources close to [continue reading...]

Posted on June 18th, 2008

Pop Culture Mess: A Craving for Chocolate

SCNN has the pleasure of publishing installments from Fisherking’s memoirs. The elusive writer will be updating us on his quest for the Greatest Story Ever Written. To learn more, visit [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson to Star in Special USO Show

BAGHDAD, IRAQ - Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears arrived today, two days before their scheduled "Operation Stop The War" concert. Simpson arrived first (the singers insisted on separate jets) with her [continue reading...]

Posted on June 16th, 2008

Hospital Swaps Tori Spelling’s and Jessica Alba’s Babies

LOS ANGELES, CA - Cedars-Sinai Hospital is launching a massive investigation into its practices after it was discovered that hospital staff accidentally switched Tori Spelling's newborn with Jessica Alba's. The hospital [continue reading...]

Posted on June 11th, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Explode

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – Dozens of Los Angeles residents were injured while standing outside a Pinkberry frozen yogurt store Tuesday, when pop starlet Christina Aguilera’s ginormous tatas exploded. “It was [continue reading...]

Posted on June 6th, 2008

Pop Culture Mess: Go Time

Posted on June 6th, 2008

K-Fed’s Taco Bell Disappointment

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a teary interview with SCNN, Kevin Federline talked about what he calls "one of the most disappointing moments" of his life. An emotional Federline explained he [continue reading...]

Posted on May 31st, 2008