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Next Season of “24″ Will Take Place After Jack’s Retirement

HOLLYWOOD, CA – FOX has announced a new, final season of 24, which will follow special agent Jack Bauer through a day during his retirement from the CIA or whatever [continue reading...]

Posted on June 8th, 2008

Local dude who kind of looks like David Cook getting a lot of action these days

ERIE, PA -- 26-year-old table waiter and part time actor John Weston has never been all that great with the ladies. But recently, all that has changed. Weston bears a resemblance [continue reading...]

Posted on May 21st, 2008

Over-excited Paula Abdul simultaneously explodes into a billion pieces

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Tonight's American Idol finale ended in tragedy when an overly excited Paula Abdul simultaneously exploded into a billion pieces, showering the audience with body parts and leaving [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

David Cook proposes duel to the death to resolve Idol

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In what would be one of the biggest duels in American history, David Cook has proposed a three-round fight to the death to determine the winner of [continue reading...]

Posted on May 15th, 2008

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight?

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Long to Seacrest: Stay away from Bradshaw

GLENDALE, AZ -- The disgustingly playful connection between Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw was immediately apparent from the moment the two Hall-of-Famers took the same stage in 1993, when Fox [continue reading...]

Posted on January 31st, 2008